my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

tobiaseatin:

One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they’ll have the name of a fictional character and you silently whisper “I can’t believe their parents were in ‘that’ fandom!”

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

srsly though why is fruit so expensive like I want some strawberries not the tears of jesus

elizabitchtaylor:

fallopianrhapsody:

If British people didn’t want non brits thinking they’re cute they shouldn’t use such cutesy words. Fairy lights? Ice lollies? KERFUFFLE? Your language overdosed on whimsy, mates.

lashings of ginger beer